Sunday, November 9, 2008

Ahh Hem..Not ME Monday..It was not me,I swear!

Here we go again with another fantastic installment of the "NOT ME" Monday...I know that the whole group of us is used to the drill, but just in case you are not, you need to visit MckMama to get the entire list of participants....here I go:

1. I did NOT receive a package on my front porch on Tuesday and decide wonder how long it could sit there before someone else grabs it...NOT ME...PS, it sat for 2 days til my hubby finally brought it in.

2. I was not the one who went to Trader Joes and spent $47 on basically chocolate. I wish I was kidding on this but could someone please tell me what ANGEL created the Dark Chocolate Caramels...INSANE!!!! Nope...NOT ME!

3. It was not me who "accidentally" went to a McDonald's drive thru the wrong way...I mean what kind of mom, parent, person in general does NOT know the right way through the drive thru?????I should not be allowed to drive a vehicle some days....but um, that was NOT ME!

4. Again with the fact that I DID NOT place an open Diet Coke on my dashboard of my car, then decided to gun it out of a parking lot...PS, there is something really great smelling about Diet Coke 48 hours after it has been thrown about your car at 30 mph....Nevermind...NOT ME!

5. It could NOT have been me who misplaced 20 or so library books...I mean honestly. Why do I even go there? My kids take tons of books, never keep track then I spend a whole week putting them in a pile only to find out that I am still missing 7-8-15...WHAT...that could not be me~!

6. Last but not least...We did not eat out 5 times last week...that is SOOO irresponsible and goes against the PLAN . That is lazy and repulsive! Oh but wait...that was NOT ME!!!!

Have a great day~~~ LOVE Reading the NOT ME's~

22 CHEERS from the Crowd!:

Davisix said...

hahaha....great list! :) I feel ya on the eating out thing...ugh.

He And Me + 3 said...

Girl...5x in one week. I think we must be related...I told you after last weeks kitchen fiascos, I was eating out. LOL
I'm busting over the diet coke. Been there done that, oh no, it was off the roof...never mind.

Lisa said...

cracking up at number 3, let me guess your were multitasking and the kids were making an insane amount of noise and you had 25 things to do on your mind and the park lot was so confusing you were not sure where enter and exit was???

Baseballs and Tutu's said...

I am right alongside you when it comes to dark chocoloate and caramel only makes it more heavenly!

I will trust you on how diet coke smells though...I don't believe I want to know about hat one :)

Named Alicia said...

I am right there with ya on the chocolate. I love chocolate!

I have have not had a similar thing happen with coke. I was not driving down my street trying to open one, when I did not run off the side of the road. I did not spew coke all over my front seat, not to mention blowing out a tire. Nope, that was not me!

The White Family said...

The diet coke not me was HILARIOUS! I'm still laughing!

tollesons4him said...

Oh we eat out way too much in our family. Laughing at your #3 and #4, and we are always misplacing our library books at our house! Great list! I've got to get in on the Not ME Monday.

Kameron said...

Ok, and I thought my hubby's driving was suspect!! You crack me up. Now I am going to have to go to Trader Joe's and hunt down these elusive dark chocolate caramels. I need them!

Debra said...

Tarah,

I am laughing so hard right now. I turned on a bike bath once and my son was horrified! Mom, we are on a bike path!!!! Are you sure?
Yep!!! As if the bikes aren't a dead giveaway!!

Girl, I love ya! Happy Monday!

Becky :) said...

OMGoodness, I love this list. More so for the McDonalds drive thru bit. Made me laugh out loud and then you had to go and gun it with the soda on your dashboard. I could just imagine your response to that when it happened. I would have had to laugh to keep from crying. Great List!!!!
Hope you have a great Monday!!!

Leah said...

I love goofy people! eh hem...
I love you! :) Have a wonderful "So You Tuesday"

Elaine said...

You guys are cracking me up today. I've only made it through two on my list and am crying with laughter. Great list, I can relate to most of them.

Have a great day.

4 Lettre Words said...

I just love this whole "not me" thing!

Your #2 is great! :o)

McCrakensx4 said...

BBAAHHH! Loving #4! Been there, done that! Great list and I love the new look, especially the header! ~Stacey

Debra said...

Tarah,

I have an Award for you!!

((hugs))

Mc Allen said...

oh I hate that about the coke, eakk!!! How did you stand to leave a package for that long??? & yes the eating out thin g is somthing we are working on too!! Really Great ones!! ;) LA

AmyB said...

Oh was that you I saw next to us when we were NOT eating out all last week. LOL

Jane Anne said...

Going the wrong way through McD's-- I am so glad you didn't do that!! Hilarious! I enjoyed your list.

Liz said...

Thanks for letting me follow along and for stopping by my blog! Your boys are so cute...I love to read about other mommy's and their boys!

Alicia said...

LOL about the diet coke! Oh..and eating out five times last week...I don't think there's anything wrong w/ that! LOL

Liz said...

Yummy....dark chocolate caramels. We just got a local Trader Joe's, I've never been but have always heard amazing things. You have just given me another reason to go there.

Keli said...

OMGosh....hilarious Dt. Coke one!! And no you d'int go through the drive-thru the wrong way?!!! LOL!!!