Monday, November 17, 2008

Not Me Monday...


So here we go again...the blogging worlds idea to free therapy! The best part, none of us are judged (unless you count the uncontrollable laughter in the background)!
1. I did NOT clean the toilet this week with my face washcloth. WHAT? Yes, you heard me correctly. Why on earth would someone do that...I have a favorite wash cloth and I think I was in a phone coma when I DID NOT wipe around and inside the bowl..(and just in case you were wondering, it was thrown out..) YUCK!
2. My son did NOT stay home from school on Friday with a case of pink eye and the 1st thing I did NOT think was OMGosh did he wipe his face with the toilet wash cloth? He could not have, I threw that away! It was some other disgusting child who brings home germs like that, for sure it was NOT his mother...
3. Oh, which brings me to the other fun thing that I did not do....mixed up the eye drops with ear drops...who can't read? Certainly not mom. I check, double check and then still put the wrong drops in my kids eye...Its OK, poison control is on speed dial and it was no biggie (unless you ask my 7 yr old) =)
4. While up at the cabin, I did NOT realize that I had left a load of bread up there for a good month. Then when I realized it, I noticed there was no mold and I did NOT think to myself...start making your own bread. What kind of bread does not go bad in a month? Not Mine.
5. I did NOT opt to blog this week over several more important things like remembering my children and hubby's name. Even though I told myself I would NOT get re-addicted.... Anyone interested in my new blog??...BLOGAHOLICS ANONYMOUS. Nope not me.
6. Lastly, It was NOT ME who accidentally put the wrong kind of gas in my car at the gas station. Luckily, I noticed this right away and did not make a difference. That is of course unless you are counting all the jumping and screaming that I was doing on the GAS CAM. I am sure that I should NOT be embarrassed about that one at all...It wasn't me anyways....
Exactly what did you NOT do this week? Check out MCKMama's Blog to get the skinny on everyone else!!!
Toodles -

20 CHEERS from the Crowd!:

He And Me + 3 said...

I can totally see you doing a gas cam dance. Too funny! Poor Jaxon. Glad you are still addicted!

Davisix said...

Hysterical!!! GREAT list!!! ahahahahahaha

Baseballs and Tutu's said...

Oh that's hilarious!!!! Love the toilet cleanign story!!!

Lisa said...

I found your blog from my good friend Ang @ Davisix. Your list is hilarious. I love that you cleaned the toilet with a washcloth and then thought your son might have washed his face with it. Too Funny!! Thanks for sharing your week with me.

Debra said...

Tarah,

How many members do you have in BA? I so need to join...can I come up to the cabin? I'll bring my laptop!! We'll have a ball! Oh wait, I think that's going backwards, right?

Happy Monday!

Lisa said...

I do not need blogaholics anonymous, I don't spend hours on the computer. I have never been so involved with a phone conversation that I did not find cereal in the fridge. We just are multitasking too much, now when we goof we have one more thing to do BLOG!

-stephanie- said...

I do not need Blogaholics Anonymous.
.....ok, sign me up.
funny not me's
oh, saw your name on Mckmama's prayer list about your dads kidney transplant. I gave my kidney to my sister, and all went well. It's quite the gift to give. Good for you to want to give. I prayed that all goes well.

Named Alicia said...

Ok, where do I sign up for Blogaholics Anonymous?

My name is Alicia and I have a problem. I am addicted to blogging.

Wait a minute, did I just admit that? No, that was not me. I am not addicted to blogging!

Amber said...

ROTFL
Oh MY, that pink eye on was f-u-n-n-y!
Oh heavens, what a week, it must be so much fun to look back and giggle at the silly things that keep us going :o)

Jane Anne said...

Sorry about your loss (the washcloth). The gas station dance is priceless!

Alicia said...

LOL...about the washcloth!!! Ewwww!!!

Those were too funny!!

Kameron said...

I feel ya hun! I have been wicked distracted lately too! I almost missed my boy taking food out of the trash can! Yuck!

Liz said...

ugh...pink eye is the worst!!! I hope his eye is all cleared up now. That is kind of creepy that the bread was completely mold free. We have started making our own bread here, its a lot easier once you start doing (and even easier if you have a bread machine!!)

Happy Monday!!!

The White Family said...

Your not the only one that has switched up drops.. Yep, I put nose drops in my eyes before!! Talking about PAIN!! Your not me's were great!! I had a good laugh out of them.

Keli said...

hahahahaha! I have a mental of you jumping around at the gas station! LOL! Poor Jaxon! And I am SO glad you through that washcloth away!!!

McCrakensx4 said...

Blogaholics anonymous you say...hmmm, I may need that. Today at work I was going crazy every time I looked at my computer and couldn't check (which was all the time!) Great list!

Kathie said...

Your list was hilarious! Thanks for sharing. So glad I am not the only one who does NOT do crazy things. Blessings from Costa Rica

Melanie said...

Hey, Tarah! Love these "Not Me" posts... too funny.

Come visit me soon.. I have something for you.

Elaine said...

Okay this was the funniest one I read all day. I am not even going to read anymore today, I am going to end with that laughter.

By the way I need the bloggers anonymous. That would really be a great blog....

Praying for you and your family.

Leah said...

I totally haven't blogged in a week! And I don't even remember why! Cool Not Me post!